Limerix


Wrote these for Inci. One of the topics was a limerick that had to end with ‘…and that was the chicken that killed you’ and another was ‘That bird from Timbuktu’. Timepass writing by me and a long-lost buddy who turned up for Inci…

Bird Flu’
Into the coop flew
A chick from where, I have no clue
If only the butcher’d seen
The Jap DNA in its meat lean
It wouldnta been the chicken that killed you

This one’s mainly by my long-lost buddy Rajdeep who I met after a real long time during Inci.

The Bird from Timbuktu
There was this chick called Eustreche
From Timbuktu, not Ulrich
Her neck was long, her legs were longer
I’d’ve dated her, she wasn’t much younger
If it wasn’t for that she was an ostrich

About wanderlust

just your average books-and-music person who wants to change the world.
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13 Responses to Limerix

  1. aJ says:

    lol.. those sound funny πŸ˜€ :))

  2. NOTY TONY says:

    funny n wel written hats off!!

  3. Anonymous says:

    noty tony is an idiot.

    that was so bad!!! eeeyuck!

    it made me retch!

  4. lol!! bird flu-even my college guys were avoiding the gals for some time…. πŸ˜‰

  5. Anonymous says:

    pseud

  6. Anonymous says:

    the numbskull hunters knew
    ,what they had to do
    fry these dumb bitches and
    paint them blue,
    for ,with the toxic shit they write comes deadly avian flu
    this limerick(not actually) was written to insult you..

    by the way noty tony is an idiot

  7. Priya says:

    anon, anon, we like your gall
    your writing style says it all
    you think you’re being rude
    when you call us pseud
    but then, guess what! you’re the biggest phony of them all.

  8. Anonymous says:

    you are a loser
    you are a loser
    a friggin brain teaser
    teaser teaser

  9. Anonymous says:

    for you who loves anons,

    you are a loser
    a friggin brain teaser
    weany wagging measer
    looser looser

  10. Anonymous says:

    Once there was a nut called priya
    who went around saying, “hello, hiya!”
    Her blog is bad,
    She is defintely sad.
    now she goes aroung banging her head saying mama mia.

    bad poetry, but you get the drift.

    \\YOU SUCK

  11. Anjaan says:

    Thanx for dropping by my blog.
    And poor bird flu! πŸ™‚

  12. randomwalker says:

    Nice one… πŸ™‚

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